Homer: “Does that mean you’re not going to eat any pork?”
Lisa: “Yes Dad”
Lisa: “Dad all those meats come from the same animal”
Homer: “Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!”"
Yes. The Bacon Explosion was just the beginning. Just to review, the original explosion was essentially a sausage patty filled with onion, bacon, barbecue sauce and wrapped in a blanket knit from bacon. Take a look...
Disclaimer: I'm not a chef. I'm just an average dude that likes to goof around in the kitchen. Be smart. FULLY COOK YOUR MEAT. If you make dumb choices in the kitchen, you're probably going to regret it. Don't come crying to me after getting your stomach pumped.
It all started when I was asked to create another bacon explosion for a group of friends this weekend. Not being one to rest on my laurels, I decided to turn up the volume this time around. I give you....drum-roll please...the Bacon Eruption. It's a spicier, more savory and, dare I say, MEATIER extension of the original recipe.
First - the ingredients. I started with 3.5 pounds of thick-cut bacon, 2 pounds of Italian sausage, 1 pound of hot Italian sausage, 2 white onions, 6 cloves of garlic, chipotle chiles, Sweet Baby Ray's barbecue sauce and thin-sliced honey ham.
The first step is weaving a blanket of thick-sliced bacon. Now, the last time around, the lattice was 1 bacon slice wide by one bacon slice long, or 12-inches square. This time, the lattice is going to be 18-inches square. This means doubling up your bacon strips for each row and column in the blanket. You'll want to keep a bit of overlap where the slices meet in the middle. Otherwise the structure may fall apart later on in the process.
|Yep. That pig blanket measures 2 feet across the diagonal.|
|Don't forget to add the dry rub of your choosing|
Then, turn your attention to one of the new 'secret' ingredients - the Chipotle peppers. I was aiming for medium heat, so I chopped up 2 chiles and added them into the sausage mixture. If you like a little more spice, just ad another chopped pepper or two. Then, mince in 6 garlic cloves and mix everything together into a uniform mass.
|Hot and savory. They should really fill out the flavor.|
Next, fry up 1/2 pound of bacon. I prefer nice, crispy bacon. It's easier to crumble and sprinkle over the top of the sausage. Add 2 sliced onions and 1/2 bottle of barbecue sauce. Then, you're ready to start rolling.
|Those onions will simmer while cooking and provide some sweetness to the dish.|
All right. So far, so good. Now, there's only one thing left to do: wrap it up in tight. Roll this entire creature up tightly in your sheet of bacon. Try to end up with the seam on the bottom. Will it taste better that way? No. It just looks better. Tuck in the corners and it's ready to cook.
|I put the can of soda in for scale. That's an 18-inch, 7 pound mass of bacon, sausage and ham.|
Now, as far as cooking goes, there's only one hard and fast rule: get the internal temperature over 165 degrees Fahrenheit. There's no use bragging about your meat sculpture if everyone that eats it gets food poisoning. If you have the time, a smoker is the best way to go. You could also grill it over gas or charcoal. In my case, I just baked it in an oven. Go ahead and put this sucker right on the rack, but make sure you put something on the next rack down to catch all the juices. Otherwise you're going to have a terrible mess, not to mention a pretty wicked fire hazard.
I baked mine at 350 and used a probe thermometer to monitor the temp. This took about 2 hours. When it was finished. It looked like this...
|I think it goes without saying, but this is DEFINITELY a 'sometimes food'.|
There you go. One Bacon Eruption. Guaranteed to fill your tummy with pork and your arteries with cholesterol.
The Wife is out of town this week. So, it'll just be me and the Bark 'n' Sniffer The plan is to get some good longer workouts in. I'm hoping to do a 10K race on Thanksgiving, but I'll probably wait until the last minute to sign up.
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